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Nov 11th, 2005
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I've been inactive.
I guess there just isn't much to update about...
Hm.
So you know what? Lame joke time.
A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar. "What the heck, " he says to himself, "I really want a drink."
When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name of your willy?"
The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink."
The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your willy. Mine for instance is called NIKE, for the slogan 'Just Do It.'
That guy down at the end of the bar calls his SNICKERS, because 'It really Satisfies.' "
The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over.
So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?" The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX." The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, " 'Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!' "
A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fella's on his right, who happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you guys call yours?"
The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because "'Quality is Job One" "Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"
The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY.....'Like a Rock!' "And gives a wink!
Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his manhood.
Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my willy is SECRET. Now give me a beer."The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why Secret?"
The cowboy says, "Because it's 'STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!'
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[Saturday
Nov 5th, 2005
3:32pm] |
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New layout.
I like it.
Mostly because I made it myself.
Well actually, mostly because it's Exene Cervenka.
Probably a fourth of it because I made it.
Mmm.
I love Exene. :[
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[Friday
Nov 4th, 2005
4:20pm] |
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This is probably my favorite song at the moment.
UHHHM. This annoying BITCH CAT won't stop attacking my baby. ;| Hmmm. I'm gonna make a new layout now.
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[Thursday
Nov 3rd, 2005
9:56pm] |
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Mhmmm. Hello.
Just making an update to show I'm not dead.
I'm still sorta busy. But yeah.
I want to marry Björk.
So how is everyone? ♥
I guess some updates would be good.
But first:
( pictures. )
OCTOBER 28-29:
Fun fun partything at Kaitlin's. :D
I met people from Arlington Middle. I'll be going to highschool with some of the loserest people evaaa. but they're loserish in a good way. or atleast, Jordan and Clinton are. whoo, Clinton can draw. makes me happy. we talked about Tokyo Mew Mew ROFL. for like 5 seconds anyway. yeah. it was really fun when it was just me, Clint, Kaitlin and Keith. we were running around the yard and I found this bright orange plastic gun which TOTALLY COMPLETED MY SCENE KID OUTFIT. I was so happy. I went around shooting everyone going "BANG BANG O.O" and yeah. And we found a Dragonball Z video on a bench and then Clinton went home. and then it was me and Kaitlin and Keith and we just sat around until Keith had to go home.
And Kaitlin's mom and aunt were drunk. :D And on the way to go to keith's house we listened to rap. Good rap. Mmm.
And Freek-A-Leek came on and I hadn't listened to that song in forever and I was happy.
:33 Good night, it was.
And I spent the night at kaitlins and we just sat around outside all day. yaay.
____
HALLOWEEN:
We had this "Juniors + 8th grade!!!!!!omg" pizza thing to meet our senior sisters or whatever for next year the other day. Of course, I'm not going to IC next year so...
BUT YEAH, I WAS SUPER HAPPY BECAUSE I WAS PASSING BY THIS ONE GIRL I noticed that her shirt had this giant X on it, a curvy one with a line sorta through it. Which is how the band X does their X's. And there was a girl on it that reminded me of Exene. And I stopped her and was like. "OMG. Is that X?"
"You've heard of them?!"
"YEAH! I love them!"
And then Brandon started singing Los Angeles because that's the only song he knows by them. And she goes, "I LOVE YOU TWO!"
xD I swear, I wanted to make sweet sweet love to her.
Daylight savings time or whatever confuses the fuck out of me.
I left at 3:45 and I actually thought we got home at 6:00. It was 5. Ahhh. I'm so tired.
I didn't have a costume for Halloween. :[ So I made one up and walked around as Avril Lavigne. Uhhh.
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[Sunday
Oct 30th, 2005
1:41am] |
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SMALL HIATUS.
:] Will be back soon.
I just dunno how soon. Probably a week or two. I've just been very very busy lately.
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[Friday
Oct 28th, 2005
6:30am] |
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Ahh, I have Death Cab For Cutie stuck in my head. It's getting annoying because I listened to their new song for over an hour on repeat last night.
So I went and got my stuff for Kaitlin's get-together. I'd rather not go, because her little gawfick friends are gonna be there, but Keith would get lonely, or so he said.
But yeah. Black and white striped shirt + cyan camisole + lime green jacket + tight jeans + numerous amounts of mismatched beads = yay, costume-ish. I TRIED to dye my hair black to add affect. But ya know, it was temporary kid's stuff and it didn't work. At all. It didn't even darken it a little. I'm pissed to the max. I want my money back. O_O
Yeah, that's it.
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[Sunday
Oct 23rd, 2005
1:03pm] |
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You guys should really check out this band Whiskeytown. They're very good. If you like alt. country you'll like them.
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[Saturday
Oct 22nd, 2005
1:01pm] |
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New layout, from ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif) whoafreelayouts.
Hm, ok.
So I went to a dance, and I met this amazing guy.
Hehe. His name is Garret and he loves the Beatles. His cousin, my friend Addison, introduced us. And the first thing he said to me was, "Hi Kristi! Let's hug! I love you!" And yeah, I got a hug, and I was happy, because he's cute x50 in my opinion.
It took him a bit to notice my Beatles shirt. He was wearing the "Yellow Submarine" hoodie, that I also have. And he says, "Is that the Abbey Road shirt?"
"Yeah."
"DUDE! We should totally just fuck right here on the dance floor!"
"YEAH LET'S DO IT!"
It's a shame because he likes another girl who was there. Her name is Kristina. FIGURES HUH?!
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[Tuesday
Oct 18th, 2005
6:57am] |
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Wham! - Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go. |
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So what's everyone doing for Halloween?
I was going to go see Rocky Horror Picture Show at the drive-in, but no one that I know is going. ;/ I'd feel awkward by myself.
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[Sunday
Oct 16th, 2005
9:54pm] |
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The Beatles - Michelle. |
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Ugh, I really hate Walgreens. I was cam-whoring on a disposable camera and when I got them developed, they didn't have any of mine. They had some of my sister's pictures she took at CYO or whatever, but none of mine. I dunno wtf was up. I'm pissed.
If only I hadn't fucked up the digital camera. :/
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[Sunday
Oct 16th, 2005
2:21pm] |
HAHA add_me. HAHA.
I don't understand why people can't put pictures under a fucking lj-cut. Ugggghhhh.
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[Saturday
Oct 15th, 2005
11:09pm] |
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NEWBIE. |
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WOW. LIVEJOURNAL. I GUESS THIS SHOULD BE FRIENDS ONLY?! Never.
:O
I may as well say some stuff about me. But what?! ;/
Stuff:
-Kristi.
-14.
-Female.
-Bi.
-Single.
-Obsessive, clumsy, bitchy, whiny.
-Hottie.
-Shy. Offline atleast.
-Camera whore.
Movies:
-Donnie Darko.
-Pulp Fiction.
-Bamboozled.
-The Upside to Anger.
-Edward Scissorhands.
-Mars Attacks!
-Singles.
-House of Flying Daggers.
-James & The Giant Peach.
-Beetlejuice.
-Anchorman.
-Scary Movie 2 & 3.
-Not Another Teen Movie.
-That Thing You Do.
-She's All That.
-Breakfast Club.
TV:
-Invader Zim.
-That 70's Show.
-I Love The 70s, 80s, 90s.
-The Dive.
-Stellar.
-South Park.
-Drawn Together.
Music:
-The Beatles.
-The Shins.
-The Postal Service.
-X.
-Old 97's.
-Rhett Miller.
-Weezer.
-The Who.
-Eisley.
-The Blasters.
-Exene Cervenka & The Original Sinners.
-The Aquabats.
-Decemberists.
-Le Tigre.
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